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How to win the London Marathon.

1: At the starting line in Greenwich Park, stay near the back. Be inconspicuous.
2: At Prince Of wales round, turn right (be sly when you hop the fence).
3: Keep going. Enter Blackheath station.
4: Jump on a South Eastern train and get off at London Bridge.
5: Dive down onto the Victoria Line and pop out at Westminster.
6: Most runners will be miles behind (assuming the tube isn't delayed). Hide in a doorway until the first runners some down the Embankment.
7: When they do, hop the fence again (nobobdy will be paying attention as they're watching the main lot) and run the last stretch through St James' Park.
8: break the ribbon, wave at the cameras and have a wee.
25.4.07 11:11
 


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ItsNotBroken (25.4.07 13:51)
Ace! I will remember this when i run it next year :-)

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